You’re so hard-headed, angry mobs could grab your feet and use you to batter down the doors of criminal dens and medieval castles. When your goal is in sight, you are focused like a laser, until you change your mind, of course, and find a new goal. Some days you’re like a Pink Floyd laser light show, and others could find you a tad overwhelming. When you see your co-workers start crowding around you and reaching for your feet, invite them all over for dinner and drinks so you can show off your skills in cooking and Guitar Hero.  It wouldn’t hurt to let them see you cry over a Kodak commercial, either, so they can see your softer side.

Good love matches include Taurus the bull, although the two of you will clash horns on occasion; Cancer, as long as you’re both not on the same mood swings; and earthy Aquarius, who grounds you and helps you go with the flow. Try to avoid Leos, though, or you’ll both be continually pulling your pants down and reaching for the ruler–you’re both showy and competitive. But hey, if you fall for a Leo, it’ll be one wild ride.