Aries: You’re as snug as a bug in a rug, but maybe that rug is too snug. And did you just feel a spider tickle your leg? Get out of that rug and go jogging. The exercise will keep you warmer, anyway.

Taurus: It’s easy to mime all the words, but you need a change of tune. Get yourself off the “oh-woe-is-me” station, and onto something cheerier, like the tragic country song channel. Or showtunes.

Gemini: No one needs to ask if you’re ready for the new year. You’re about to jump it, bite it on the neck and shake it like a squeaky dog toy. Remember to wipe off the drool before you present it to your sweetie.

Cancer: You feel like a million bucks, but your look is only worth $2.38. Exchange all those ugly Christmas sweaters from your family and get yourself something more flattering, like a zoot suit and a piano tie. Now you’re stylin’.

Leo: The winners’ circle is so familiar, you have your own chair permanently reserved. This time, offer it to someone who’s never been there before. You may be out of the spotlight for a few moments, but you’ll score some major Karma points and maybe a free snack.

Virgo: With the wind at your back, you’ll make great progress riding or sailing, but the trip will be rough if everyone behind you had the triple chili dog special for lunch. Either ride faster, or get friends with better digestion.

Libra: A leopard can’t change its spots, but it can connect the dots. Get out your crayons and take off your clothes; the New Year is about to become very entertaining. Leave your fuzzy socks on, though; it’s cold.

Scorpio: Some days you’re classier than caviar on crystal, and other days you’re a Pop Tart on a paper plate. This week you’re the latter, with strawberry filling, and everyone wants a bite.

Sagittarius: Adventure used to be your middle name, but now it’s dropped down into the list of past aliases. Grab a jacket and your keys and head out to a new experience. Don’t forget your phone, of course. Duh. New experiences have to be Instagrammed.

Capricorn: You’ve always said you never take offense and that’s true: you’ve never nicked someone’s barbed wire. But you might punch the guy who just insulted your soufflé.

Aquarius: If you’re tired of jumping through hoops, grab the whip and chase the ringmaster. He can’t escape you, because all that leaping has been awesome for your thigh muscles, and you can make him do a few jumps of his own.

Pisces: Life has ups and downs, but you’re used to moving sideways. Flex those muscles, and get ready to climb upward for the new year.

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