Aries: A lot of people are in the same boat as you, but few can paddle with your swinging style. Slap that oar around and make some waves on Thursday.

Taurus: Of course you’re a special little snowflake, but that doesn’t mean much when the temperature rises. Work on your skills so you’ll have something to fall back on when your ego melts in the light of day.

Gemini: You don’t need to know all the answers, but it would help if you had one or two in your pocket. Broaden your horizons and reel in a few more facts before someone hooks you with a tough question.

Cancer: Tempers flare this week at work, but don’t go off half-cocked or deliver any tongue-lashings. Both will land you in Human Resources for yet another sexual harassment workshop.

Leo: No need to heat people up and bend them to your will like some sort of emotional blacksmith. Kindness and patience will make them do loop-de-loops like a crazy straw, and it will be all on their own. Or you can keep doing what you’re doing and someone will bop you with your own anvil.

Virgo: It’s fine to look on the bright side, but that nightlight may be overkill. Relax and enjoy the dark. Night has its own positive side, like the fact no one can tell you haven’t vacuumed in a few weeks.

Libra: So you screwed up. Big deal. At least no one was hurt and it didn’t end up on YouTube or the nightly news. Next time you’ll know to use a bigger net and shorter heels.

Scorpio: You can lead a horse to water, but you won’t like the lemonade he makes. Quit hiring personal pony maids and do your own work for once. At least you’ll be drinking your own Kool-Aid for a change.

Sagittarius: It takes a big person to admit their mistakes, but you’re still rather small. Start by owning up to that outfit; humility and a bit of fashion sense will come a little easier.

Capricorn: You feel undefeatable on Wednesday, so it’s a great time to ask for a raise or bicker with your ex over when the check is due. Don’t get into an argument with your kids over My Little Pony, though, because no one can win that.

Aquarius: The winds of change are streaming in, but it’s up to you whether the breeze fills your sails or just blows smoke up your butt. Get into position so you’re flying across the water and not in the air like a Macy’s parade balloon.

Pisces: You may be on the right track, but you’ve completely forgotten which train you were chasing. Chill out at the station for a while, and let it come to you.

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