Aries: The wind is just right for your ship to finally come in. Try not to get any bright ideas about how to steer it, or your easy cruise will turn into the Titanic.

Taurus: You’ve known a lot of great people in your life. Pick up the phone and call one of them. You’ll make their day and you’ll feel good, too, providing you stay away from the phone list of crazy exes and weird relatives.

Gemini: In the midst of chaos, one thing will go right for you. Thankfully it will be the one thing to rule them all. Use that power well and don’t pick up any bad hobbits.

Cancer: You’re walking so high this week, the only way to keep your feet on the ground is to nail your boots to the floor. Could be good news, or it could be those vitamins are finally kicking in. Either way, enjoy a little air time.

Leo: You don’t want the picture that’s worth a thousand words. You want the one that worth a thousand bucks. Keep skulking around windows with that new camera and you’ll find it. The payoff could be worth the restraining order.

Virgo: Normally you don’t change jobs like others change diapers, but your boss drops a load on your desk that just may be too stinky for even you to ignore.  Either grab the wet wipes or freshen up the resume.

Libra: Is there caffeine in the water supply? No, it’s just you, making everyone’s heart beat a little faster when you walk by. Raise those temperatures enough and you’ll have plenty of hot dates in the near future.

Scorpio: The universe is trying to tell you something, but you’ve got a bad connection and it’s speaking in Pig Latin. Run everything through a universal translator; it could mean the difference between rocket-like success and a hairy-legged princess.  If you get ‘em both, you’ll have a movie Disney won’t touch.

Sagittarius: If you know what you’re doing and it shows, you’re a good worker. If you don’t know what you’re doing and no one notices, you’re management. Play dumb for a little while, you could get promoted.

Capricorn: You’re feeling like an 8-track tape in an mp3 world. Don’t worry, someone will shove a little square of cardboard under your butt to balance you out.

Aquarius: There is almost no problem that can’t be solved by either a good cry, a pitcher of margaritas or a heartfelt compliment. Keep running through them all until you get it right.

Pisces: Life can throw you in a box all it wants, but your hamster was never made for a wheel. Break out the four-wheeler and let your furball go offroading.