You’ve seen how we roll on Wisecrack Zodiac: snarky, fun and brief. Now, thanks to author Stacey Graham and the Zombie Dating Guide, you have a chance to strut your own bad forecasting stuff! One lucky winner will receive a copy of  “Hungry For Your Love,” the new zombie romance anthology!

And now for the official throwdown:

1. This contest is sponsored and judged by Stacey Graham. Her word on the winner is final!

2. The horoscope can be general or for a specific sign, but it must be funny and about zombies. Make it brief, 50 words or less.

3. Horoscope entries should be left as comments on THIS POST ONLY. If you leave an entry on a different post, it won’t count.

4. Contestants have until midnight Central time, Friday, September 24, to post their entries. Multiple entries are allowed, but each must be in a separate comment.

5. The winner will be announced on Monday, September 27. One winner will receive their choice of either the print or the e-book version of “Hungry For Your Love,” the zombie romance anthology edited by Lori Perkins and published by St. Martin’s Griffin.

That’s it! Good luck and start slinging those ‘scopes!