Happy Birthday Melissa! You’ll receive several goody bags from the universe this week, but your Virgo superpowers of obsessive detail-checking means you’ll quickly separate the tasty brownies from the flaming dog poop. Enjoy the treats, and share the tricks with the person who scribbled dirty limericks in your Day Planner. Your year ahead will be busy; your time will be devoured faster than a cheap pizza in a college dorm, but like those anchovies, you’ll keep coming back, time after time. Hang on, because those belches of success will burp you straight to the top.

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