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Nov
09
Weekly forecast for November 2
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Mar
09
weekly forecast for March 29
Hi-ho, Astro! It’s time for Wisecrack Zodiac! Continue reading ‘weekly forecast for March 29′
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Nov
08
weekly horoscope for nov. 3
Hike up those big girl pants, it’s time for Wisecrack Zodiac!
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Oct
08
And we’re back!
Think the stars forgot about you? Nonsense, you’re their favorite second-cousin-twice-removed. Just had to put the universe on Muzak for a couple of weeks to tend to some family business. But hey, karma knows your name, and she’s a wicked drunk dialer, so the weekly horoscopes are back to haunt your days. Read the post below for your warped week ahead while we try to get an unlisted cosmic number before karma falls off her celestial 12-step program again.
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Oct
08
weekly horoscopes for october 6
Hey, kids, what time is it? Time for your weekly fix of Wisecrack Zodiac! Continue reading ‘weekly horoscopes for october 6′
Right here, right now: Wisecrack Zodiac for the week of Sept. 16! Continue reading ‘weekly horoscopes for september 16′
Are you ready to rumble with the stars? Let’s get into this week’s Wisecrack Zodiac! Continue reading ‘weekly horoscopes for september 8′
You’re so hard-headed, angry mobs could grab your feet and use you to batter down the doors of criminal dens and medieval castles. When your goal is in sight, you are focused like a laser, until you change your mind, of course, and find a new goal. Some days you’re like a Pink Floyd laser light show, and others could find you a tad overwhelming. When you see your co-workers start crowding around you and reaching for your feet, invite them all over for dinner and drinks so you can show off your skills in cooking and Guitar Hero. It wouldn’t hurt to let them see you cry over a Kodak commercial, either, so they can see your softer side.
Good love matches include Taurus the bull, although the two of you will clash horns on occasion; Cancer, as long as you’re both not on the same mood swings; and earthy Aquarius, who grounds you and helps you go with the flow. Try to avoid Leos, though, or you’ll both be continually pulling your pants down and reaching for the ruler–you’re both showy and competitive. But hey, if you fall for a Leo, it’ll be one wild ride.
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Jul
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Weekly horoscope for July 7
Wisecrack Zodiac for week of July 7:
