Archive for the 'Uncategorized' Category

20
Aug
09

Summer hiatus is over!

New Wisecrack Zodiac posts are coming tomorrow! Thanks to everyone for being patient, I’m working on fresh posts besides the weekly forecast to say thanks for stopping by.  As long as I don’t zap any ants with my crystal ball, I should have plenty to keep you chuckling (or chucking) all week!

20
Aug
09

Technorati claim

Move along to the next post, nothing to see here…I’m just becoming one of the mass elite. ;)

17
Feb
09

Ice, Ice Baby!

Sorry everyone hasn’t had their online fix of Wisecrack Zodiac lately;  the recent ice storm kept yours truly holed up without power for nearly two weeks. But now, the lights are on, and someone’s home! Stay tuned for your weekly forecast, Wisecrack-style.

01
Sep
08

weekly horoscopes for september 1

Welcome to this week’s Wisecrack Zodiac! Do the stars have a hand in your destiny, and did they wash it first?

Continue reading ‘weekly horoscopes for september 1′

01
Sep
08

more than you wanted to know: cancer

When it comes to bellybuttons of the universe, Cancer is definitely an ‘innie.’ Continue reading ‘more than you wanted to know: cancer’

23
Aug
08

Simon of the stars

While many people were born under lucky stars, one little boy has a whole constellation; Simon, a preemie bundle of joy born at just 24 weeks, 1 day, is a tiny lion fighting for his chance to strut in the sun. Like most Leos, Simon has a following, and now he needs your help; his family is struggling to meet financial challenges in order to spend time with their boy. Please drop by Supporting Simon and read his story. Donate, if you can, or just spread the word of the littlest Leo. If everyone works together, we can be a sky full of lucky stars shining down on him and his loved ones.




 

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All original material copyright 2008 by Beth Bartlett

The name 'Wisecrack Zodiac,' all original author posts, horoscopes and info is copyrighted by freelance writer Beth Bartlett. I have a cranky lawyer on speed dial, and an inside track on the karma train. Violators will be forced to watch Japanese game shows narrated by Fran Drescher and Gilbert Gottfried.