Your destiny may come from the stars, but you don’t know where it’s been; someone could’ve had a hand in your future, so wash it thoroughly before using. Do not take Wisecrack Zodiac internally, or too seriously. Because you can fool some of the people some of the time, Madame Weirdits considers herself a psychic humorist, seeing laughs and awkward chuckles that don’t exist on our material plane. Madame Weirdits is not an astrologer in any shape, sense or fashion, and all writings are for entertainment purposes only.  Still, we can have some fun, right? Offer void where fun is not allowed.